Sunday, February 21, 2010

WTF?


Now listen, I did like the game back in the day, but really, would you want to be caught dead in a car looking like that? First off its compact car, only women and Europeans drive those, secondly, it's piss yellow, and of course finally you're just screaming "I'm not getting laid, but will slash your tires and give you a ride home" or "Yup I'm Asian" or "Hey kids want some candy?"

As stated before great game, when it first came out it changed the world of RPGs, and on a wave of popularity surfed the globe in a swift and addictive manner. But its not like one of those fads that fade and die in a dark hole, even today the company is keeping up with consumerism and technology and coming out with new Pokemon and of course new games. A couple months ago I was riding the Subway in NYC and sitting next to me was a man mid to late 20, possibly early 30s, I could tell by his 1,000 dollar Armani suit and 700 dollar Tag Heuer watch and by the slight slant to the left butt check indicating that the wallet in his right ass pocket was too full, that he was a business man or a really successful something, and on his iPhone he was playing Pokemon. Not what is the point of this story you might ask?

1. if it wasn't evident before, the thought of robbing this person obviously crossed my mind
2. the product doesn't have a particular age limit, just because you have to go to work and pay bills, doesn't mean you can't still enjoy a classic video game like Pokemon. Hell, the person who owns this car probably feels the same way.

I'm pretty sure I'm not alone when I say this, but I much prefer the original Pokemon, Red, Blue games to the new ones. You gotta catch em all, yet now there's just too damn many.

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